Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

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They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan
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Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart
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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi
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She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
Jane Austen

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The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
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Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

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I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy
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Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke
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Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold
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Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr
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If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra
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Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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