Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Rehab is for Quitters!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Rehab is for quiters
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.