The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us. – Benjamin Franklin
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this??? I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart Scotch and ice = bad for your brain Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand keep it on guys ………
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