Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Rehab is for quiters
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”