Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Rehab is for Quitters!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee
Rehab is for quiters
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!