Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4

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The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J
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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

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I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke
7

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold
55

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan
3

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
13

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra
66

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney
9

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor

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Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot
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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
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You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers

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