Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4


The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella


I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas


I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.


Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields


Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill


The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones


Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift


Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor


Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

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