Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
You look like I could use a drink!
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen