Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
- Thomas L. Masson
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Rehab is for Quitters!
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
- Jane Austen
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
Rehab is for quiters
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.