Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4


The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella


I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas


I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.


Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill


When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift


Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones


Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor


Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

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