Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 4
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
Rehab is for Quitters!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Rehab is for quiters
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones