Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
I love beer.
Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.
Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
Is the glass is half empty or half full?
Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.
Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
I figured out the abbreviation of WH IS KY” =”which is the key” to everything.