Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Rehab is for quiters
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Never drink on an empty head
The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…