Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.