Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold

You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny

The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum

Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'

My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

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