Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.