Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher

Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny

The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.
– Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?

Submitted by: PArtyboi

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant

Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

Submitted by: Mariiia'

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