Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob
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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Submitted by: Brian

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok

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