Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!