Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.