Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5

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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
6

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
33

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
4

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart
1

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
2

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
4

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
51

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
3

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
7

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
10

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

10

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
10

I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis

4

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
5

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne

3

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
3

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
5

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way

5

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin

5

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson

5

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

5

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

4

Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

Submitted by: Donnie Morris
8

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
16

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

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