Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5

52

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
9

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor

12

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
6

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
33

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
3

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
3

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

2

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
4

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
51

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
3

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
8

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
7

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
10

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
10

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

10

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

4

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
5

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

1

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
3

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
3

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
5

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

5

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

5

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

5

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way


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