Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.