Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor

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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
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You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
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You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
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Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
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Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
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If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
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Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
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When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
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Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin


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