Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5

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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
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You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
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Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen
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Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
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Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
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Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen
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When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

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You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
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I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

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Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob
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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D
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Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe
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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

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