Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)