Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way