Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin