Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5

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“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane
2

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields

6

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie
33

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers
4

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart
3

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy
2

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
4

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
51

Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
lol

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.
3

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
3

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
7

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO
10

I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis

10

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

10

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo
4

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam
5

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne

1

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen
3

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
3

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
5

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way

5

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin

5

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson

5

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

5

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


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