Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis