Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne