Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin