Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
- Jonathan Swift
Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Help I fell and I can’t reach my vodka
I drink to forget I drink.
- Joe E. Lewis
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- Finley Peter Dunne