Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein