Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Is the glass is half empty or half full?
Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
I figured out the abbreviation of WH IS KY” =”which is the key” to everything.
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!