Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”