Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei

I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.

Submitted by: jaz

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!

Submitted by: Reishu

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