Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
I figured out the abbreviation of WH IS KY” =”which is the key” to everything.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
I’m recovering from sobriety…
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.
I don’t drunk with dance people!
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.
Quote from Madame Lily Bollinger – vintage 1955
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI
No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.