Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.