Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Save the planet it’s the only one with beer.

Submitted by: MI

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.

Submitted by: Biker Bob

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed

Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

Submitted by: tracey

The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!

Submitted by: Arnold
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