Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.