Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Do you realize you were swerving back there?
Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas