Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!

Submitted by: Dev0
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AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.

Submitted by: skolnick
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I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.

Submitted by: Brannas
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The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
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Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Submitted by: tbr
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Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.

Submitted by: dotun
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I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
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I figured out the abbreviation of WH IS KY” =”which is the key” to everything.

Submitted by: Ambuj Bhatt
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I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.
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I’m recovering from sobriety…

Submitted by: Tawna
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A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.

Submitted by: Kevin McKinnon
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I don’t drunk with dance people!

Submitted by: Nik-Nak
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No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!

Submitted by: Jahszmiin
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A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?

Submitted by: Pradeep
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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.
Quote from Madame Lily Bollinger – vintage 1955

Submitted by: kymme
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A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard
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A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
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Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI

Submitted by: Nikki
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No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.

Submitted by: George Washington
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I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.

Submitted by: kellen
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Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro

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