Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei

I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice.

Submitted by: jaz

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam

I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.

Submitted by: brendan

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels

Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.

Submitted by: temp

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

Submitted by: dot

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan

Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob

“Officer, take me drunk i’m home.”

Submitted by: Dane

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