Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!

Submitted by: Ephriam B.
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I’m recovering from sobriety…

Submitted by: Tawna
4

A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.

Submitted by: Kevin McKinnon
3

I don’t drunk with dance people!

Submitted by: Nik-Nak
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No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!

Submitted by: Jahszmiin
5

A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?

Submitted by: Pradeep
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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason
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I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.
Quote from Madame Lily Bollinger – vintage 1955

Submitted by: kymme
5

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard
3

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
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Me: Yes officer is anything wrong?
Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left??
Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI
Officer: Give me the beer
This really happen but he never fixed my DUI

Submitted by: Nikki
6

No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.

Submitted by: George Washington
5

I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.

Submitted by: kellen
3

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
5

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
4

Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

Submitted by: Donnie Morris
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
3

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
5

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
11

Officer- “Have you been drinking?”
You- “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Officer- “Son, have you been drinking tonight?”
You- “I swear to drunk I’m not God.”
Officer- “Son, can you answer me?”
You- “What’s the officer, problem?”
Officer- “I’m taking you in for the night.”
You- “I’m sotally tober though.”
Officer- “What’s your name, son?”
You- “Jack Daniels.”

Submitted by: Jack Daniels
7

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.

Submitted by: ali
4

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius

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