Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drink triple, see double, and act single.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
Rehab is for quiters
People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i get drunk,
i pass out,
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
Never drink on an empty head