It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?
I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. – Samuel Johnson
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, NO PROBLEM!
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. – Robert E. Lee
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. – Dylan Thomas
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Rehab is for Quitters!
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
I drink to forget I drink. – Joe E. Lewis
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
The drunken man speaks the honest truth.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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