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It takes skill to be a great drunk, how else can you fall out of a tent and roll around and not spill a single drop of your beer?

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I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor

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I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson

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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

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Rehab is for Quitters!

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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

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Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

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I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

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He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

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The drunken man speaks the honest truth.

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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