Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!!

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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