Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)