Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.

Submitted by: chikks

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117

When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.

Submitted by: eisenheim23

Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.

Submitted by: eisenheim23

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart

It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!

Submitted by: aiden

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven

I love beer.

Submitted by: Amy Mac 2011

Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.

Submitted by: Brittney Trevino

I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash

A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.

Submitted by: miranda

Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P

Submitted by: akash

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