Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.