Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.

Submitted by: lanie

I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!

Submitted by: Sandy

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.

Submitted by: Wanjusi Isaac

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

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