Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway