Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
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It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
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A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi
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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D
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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe
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I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

Alcohol Quote: I can’t afford vacation, so I am...

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
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I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
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They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
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I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
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I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen

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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
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There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
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I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

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