Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.