Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
Half drunk is waste of money.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
A drunken mind speaks a sobers heart.
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.
Save water,drink beer!
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
I’m recovering from sobriety…
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?