Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.