Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D
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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee
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I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
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There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
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I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
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If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
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Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
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A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew

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