Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
You look like I could use a drink!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
- Lee Entrekin
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.