Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!