Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.