Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.