Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe
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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

Submitted by: Donnie Morris
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Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
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If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
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I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro
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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
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I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
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I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
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Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

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