Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?