Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields