Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
You look like I could use a drink!
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.