Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6
Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.
Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.