Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 6

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Cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. Im going to have to take you in for the nite.
friend: no, im not drunk
cop: yeah, you are
friend: okey, im drunk….but im not drunk- drunk- drunk, im just drunk
lmao, this happen to a buddy of mine (funny nite)

Submitted by: rob
14

Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, I just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: caitlyn
4

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D
3

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
57

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
6

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi
5

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe
5

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
4

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie
12

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.

Submitted by: Arun Ashok
3

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh
2

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
10

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace
20

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
16

I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

Submitted by: domino79
6

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
7

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
116

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
11

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
1

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
1

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

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