Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
- Jack Handey
Rehab is for Quitters!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…
I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.
Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
Wine enters, secrets come out.
I will keep drinking till you are pretty.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!