Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
Tequila… Making ugly men look good since the 16th century.