Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple
I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.