Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei

The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

Submitted by: Flish

I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

Submitted by: Evil Bill

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco

Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy

If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)

Submitted by: Bushra

Good girls are made of sugar and spice…But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice

Submitted by: jaz

I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………

Submitted by: sam
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