Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
– W. C. Fields

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
– Jack Handey

Submitted by: JenJen

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple

I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

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