Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart
I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!