Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
Wine enters, secrets come out.
I will keep drinking till you are pretty.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
A sober mind is a boring mind.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.
She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!