Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
Get drunk and laugh at the world
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way