Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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I don’t sleep, I pass out.

Submitted by: Mea
7

My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

Submitted by: Prashant
15

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

Submitted by: kirthi
16

I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.

Submitted by: perezlova
10

One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.

Submitted by: eajjw99
5

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
6

I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince
9

The magnetic fields in the Earth must be Drunk if it makes the World spin.

Submitted by: Trevor
9

A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.

Submitted by: *ssc!
18

Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru
20

The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.

Submitted by: Ruby
27

…..Whisky Is Risky…..

Submitted by: W,K ,ZADRAN
23

I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!

Submitted by: Jerryhammer
38

When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!

Submitted by: khoury
16

Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
6

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
5

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
5

To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
4

Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD
11

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
7

If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
6

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi
10

If drinking and driving is illegal…then why do bars have parking lots?

Submitted by: Taty Fiasco
6

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
11

God loves us so much, he gave us beer
Ben Franklin

Submitted by: rob
9

Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie
10

To beer or not to beer shakesbeer

Submitted by: adam
17

I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

Submitted by: Spencer
17

Let ethanol make you more interesting.

Submitted by: ankur dhankar
27

A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!

Submitted by: blondi

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