Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I mixd whiskey with water and got drunk…
I mixed brandy with water and got drunk…
I mixed scotch with water and got drunk again..
I’ve therefore reached the conclusion that water is bad for me.

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Submitted by: kirthi
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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

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Submitted by: Spider-Net
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My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”

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Submitted by: Prashant
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Alchohal Brings Out The Inner Retard In All Of Us…

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Submitted by: Mariiia'
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When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

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Submitted by: ?kate
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The drunk tongue speaks for the sober heart

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Submitted by: Flish
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I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

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Submitted by: Matvei
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I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting…Obviously sleep is a bad thing.

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Submitted by: Evil Bill
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Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Alcohol Quote: Vodka and ice = bad for you...

Submitted by: DisGuy
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