Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
A sober mind is a boring mind.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.
She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.
Alcohol makes me brave.