Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Drink till she looks cute…!!
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.