Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.

Submitted by: Johnny Walker
4

A sober mind is a boring mind.

Submitted by: Koketso Nkwane
2

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
9

Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.

Submitted by: Aarron
6

Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…

Submitted by: herman
7

Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig
4

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
7

He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……

Submitted by: Stu Hill
5

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
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And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.

Submitted by: Samantha
14

She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?

Submitted by: gotabuzz
7

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
3

Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
6

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
4

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
5

Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
11

I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
9

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D
5

NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!

Submitted by: Nicole
7

I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!

Submitted by: Nicole
6

You know you’ve had too much beer when you run out, You’ve had too little if you can afford to buy more.
Draft beer, not soldiers.

Submitted by: corey
8

Alcohol makes me brave.

Submitted by: takia genji
2

You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher
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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

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