Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie

You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

Submitted by: Jason

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

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Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

Submitted by: cutiewithabootie

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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