Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..

Submitted by: jay razon
4

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.

Submitted by: lana lane
11

I am on a ALCOHOL DRINKING DIET so when I see ALCOHOL I have to DRINK.

Submitted by: Given
5

Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.

Submitted by: Ben Dover
5

Wine enters, secrets come out.

Submitted by: eldy
8

I will keep drinking till you are pretty.

Submitted by: dino
12

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton
5

Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
3

If you start talking to the beer bottle you’re drunk, if the beer bottle talks back you’re WASTED!

Submitted by: supersoldier2010
10

I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.

Submitted by: Johnny Walker
4

A sober mind is a boring mind.

Submitted by: Koketso Nkwane
2

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
9

Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.

Submitted by: Aarron
6

Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…

Submitted by: herman
7

Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig
4

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
7

He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk falls asleep
He who falls asleep does not sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So let us all drink and go to heaven ……

Submitted by: Stu Hill
5

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
13

And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.

Submitted by: Samantha
16

She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?

Submitted by: gotabuzz
8

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
3

Beer.. The cause, and solution to all of life’s problems..

Submitted by: Sam
7

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

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