Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes & blame it on the alcohol.

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’
- Jack Handey

Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.

Drinking…driving…smoking…puking…fighting…accidents…what else this midnight…!!!

Happy hour is any hour with vodka.

Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.