Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
You look like I could use a drink!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.