Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I was sober, but then I woke up
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
Paul: I noticed that the only time you respond is when you are drunk.
Mark: True, that’s because I only drink to make you interesting.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.