Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.