Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
- Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I was sober, but then I woke up
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields