Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y
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I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!

Submitted by: Bo Urbon
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Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash
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I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz
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The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood
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Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya
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Save water,drink beer!

Submitted by: franky
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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi
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I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.

Submitted by: Howard Penny
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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

Submitted by: Brayo
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Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis
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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig
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Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k
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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

Submitted by: Pouri Camz
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OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane
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Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill
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Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie
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I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik

Submitted by: Akash Malik
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Let ethanol make you more interesting.

Submitted by: ankur dhankar
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
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My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.

Submitted by: john-s

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