Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness
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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
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The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
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“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami

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