Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
You look like I could use a drink!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.