Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
5

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
3

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay
3

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
3

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
34

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
5

To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
12

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
32

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
4

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
4

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
9

Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
3

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
8

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
72

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
2

I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
2

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
4

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
4

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan

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