There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend. – Gerard Way
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. – W.C. Fields
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly. – George R.R. Martin
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Alcohol is the answer. What was the question?
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. – Jonathan Swift
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
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