Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

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I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay
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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
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A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields

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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
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Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
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“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

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