Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
3

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
34

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
5

To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
5

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
32

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
4

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
3

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
3

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
12

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
1

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
1

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
72

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
2

I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
2

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
10

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
4

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
4

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
4

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy

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