Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein