Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra