Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
4

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
4

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
72

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
2

The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
5

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
3

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

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