Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.