Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

8

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
6

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
9

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
18

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol Quote: I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink...

Embed Code
4

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
3

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
14

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
34

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
5

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
5

To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
12

Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
32

Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
7

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

4

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
4

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
9

Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
3

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
3

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
8

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
72

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
2

The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.

Submitted by: Ayara Vincent
2

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

49

“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
11

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

Copyright © 2006-2015 Coolnsmart.com - All rights reserved.

Like us!