Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Save water,drink beer!
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
Life is too short to stay sober.
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.