Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

Alcohol Quote: I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink...

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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
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“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin

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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett

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