Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.