Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
- Charles Chaplin
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.
You look like I could use a drink!
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.