Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
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When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
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I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

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