Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 8
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
You look like I could use a drink!
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.