Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 9
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.
I’m only here for one… Better make it a pitcher.
If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL! ;)
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!
It not a night to remember if you can’t remember it
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
The secret of being honest as an Angel is by being drunk as Hell!!!
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.
I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems! – Homer Simpson
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”
If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway