I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Save water, drink beer!
Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. – Jonathan Swift
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. – Samuel Johnson
Boy: What is the secret to a long life? Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. – Lee Entrekin
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little. – Herman Smith- Johannsen
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C. Fields
Cant sing. Can’t dance. Too fat to fly. So I drink… In loving memory.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
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