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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

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Save water, drink beer!

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Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism.

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
– Jonathan Swift

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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Samuel Johnson

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Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

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Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway

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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

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They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
– Herman Smith- Johannsen

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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields

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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

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Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

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