Annoying People Quotes and Sayings

Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.

Submitted by: some guy

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana

No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.


Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

Submitted by: haopu

12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.

Submitted by: Nosipho

The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
– Isaac Asimov

We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.

Submitted by: laliya elongo

Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

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