Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce
Edible – good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a Worm. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce, n. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country. – Ambrose Bierce
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