Quotes by Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
– Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
– Bill Cosby

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it’s just a drunk. If a Negro does, it’s the whole damn. Negro race.
– Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
– Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
– Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.
– Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
– Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
– Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
– Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
– Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
– Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
– Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
– Bill Cosby

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