Quotes by Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
– Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
– Bill Cosby

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it’s just a drunk. If a Negro does, it’s the whole damn. Negro race.
– Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
– Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
– Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.
– Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
– Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
– Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
– Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
– Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
– Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
– Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
– Bill Cosby

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What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate.
– Bill Cosby

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