Quotes by Bill Maher

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher

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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher

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We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
– Bill Maher

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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
– Bill Maher

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher

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I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.
– Bill Maher

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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
– Bill Maher
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I think religion is a neurological disorder.
– Bill Maher

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Be out of the mainstream. I’m out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
– Bill Maher

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Men are only as loyal as their options.
– Bill Maher

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