Quotes by Bill Maher
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
- Bill Maher
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher
We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
- Bill Maher
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
- Bill Maher
I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.
- Bill Maher
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
- Bill Maher
Be out of the mainstream. I’m out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
- Bill Maher
Men are only as loyal as their options.
- Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- Bill Maher
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
- Bill Maher
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”
- Bill Maher
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
― Bill Maher