Quotes by Bill Maher

10

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
- Bill Maher
Funny-Marriage-(2)

4

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher

2

We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
- Bill Maher

4

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
- Bill Maher

3

I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.
- Bill Maher

15

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher

4

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
- Bill Maher
Atheism (5)

2

Be out of the mainstream. I’m out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
- Bill Maher

3

Men are only as loyal as their options.
- Bill Maher

9

I think religion is a neurological disorder.
- Bill Maher

6

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- Bill Maher

4

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
- Bill Maher

0

Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”
- Bill Maher

0

Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
- Bill Maher

28

Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit!!!!!
- Bill Maher

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