British-born American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. – Bob Hope
My idea of Christmas, whether old- fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? – Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom. – Bob Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. – Bob Hope
I don’t generally feel anything until noon, then it’s time for my nap. – Bob Hope
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. – Bob Hope
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. – Bob Hope
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, You have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
Until you’ve seen them, you have no conception of their courage. – Bob Hope
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