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Quotes by Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
– Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
– Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
– Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
– Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice
– Doug Larson

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
– Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
– Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
– Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
– Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
– Doug Larson

The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
– Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
– Doug Larson

A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
– Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
– Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
– Doug Larson

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