A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment. – Douglas Adams
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. – Douglas Adams
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams
A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that. – Douglas Adams
If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. – Douglas Adams
I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. – Douglas Adams
Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you. – Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. – Douglas Adams
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
– Douglas Adams
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet. – Douglas Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. – Douglas Adams
All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. – Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick. – Douglas Adams
There is no point in using the word ‘impossible’ to describe something that has clearly happened. – Douglas Adams
Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. – Douglas Adams
Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn’t Have A Good Answer To. – Douglas Adams
Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heatedly pronouncing our futures successes. – Douglas Adams
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