Humorist, Public Relations Executive, and Reporter.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. – Franklin P. Jones
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. – Franklin P. Jones
Sex is a two-way treat. – Franklin P. Jones
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile. – Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. – Franklin P. Jones
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. – Franklin P. Jones
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next. – Franklin P.
You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something. – Franklin P. Jones
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. – Franklin P. Jones
A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin P. Jones
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. – Franklin P. Jones
Tact is the ability to stay in the middle without getting caught there. – Franklin P. Jones
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. – Franklin P. Jones
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it. – Franklin P. Jones
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. – Franklin P. Jones
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one. – Franklin P. Jones
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there. – Franklin P. Jones
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you’ve already finished it. – Franklin P. Jones
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