Quotes by Garrison Keillor

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
– Garrison Keillor

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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
– Garrison Keillor

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
– Garrison Keillor

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
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It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.
– Garrison Keillor

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.
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If the government can round up someone and never be required to explain why, then it’s no longer the United States of America as you and I always understood it. Our enemies have succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. They have made us become like them.
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Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?
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Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.
– Garrison Keillor

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