Quotes by Gene Perret

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
– Gene Perret

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
– Gene Perret

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
– Gene Perret

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
– Gene Perret

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure.
– Gene Perret

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
– Gene Perret

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
– Gene Perret

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
– Gene Perret

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
– Gene Perret

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
– Gene Perret

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren like buy them those toys I’ve always wanted to play with.
– Gene Perret

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.
– Gene Perret

We have the greatest pre- nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
– Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
– Gene Perret

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
– Gene Perret

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