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Quotes by Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx

Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
– Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
– Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
– Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
– Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
– Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
– Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
– Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
– Groucho Marx

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx

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