Quotes by Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
– Groucho Marx

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
– Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
– Groucho Marx

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
– Groucho Marx

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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
– Groucho Marx

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

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I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx

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Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
– Groucho Marx

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