Quotes by Groucho Marx

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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
- Groucho Marx

Funny Smoking
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- Groucho Marx

Superstition
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx

Funny Funny Marriage Quotes
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
- Groucho Marx

Wise
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx

Insult
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx

Funny Men Quotes
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