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Quotes by Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
– Groucho Marx

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
– Groucho Marx

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
– Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
– GROUCHO MARX

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
– Groucho Marx

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
– Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
– Groucho Marx

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
– Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
– Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
– Groucho Marx

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
– Groucho Marx

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