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Quotes by Jarod Kintz

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
– Jarod Kintz

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.
– Jarod Kintz

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.
– Jarod Kintz

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
– Jarod Kintz

Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz

You know what I like most about people? Pets.
– Jarod Kintz

Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.
– Jarod Kintz

Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.
– Jarod Kintz

I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
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– Jarod Kintz

Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming.
– Jarod Kintz

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.
– Jarod Kintz

If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
– Jarod Kintz

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.
– Jarod Kintz

Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
– Jarod Kintz

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