Quotes by Jarod Kintz

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.
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I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
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You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
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A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
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The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.
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Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
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Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.
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Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.
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I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
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– Jarod Kintz

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