Quotes by Jarod Kintz

Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.
– Jarod Kintz

If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
– Jarod Kintz

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.
– Jarod Kintz

Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
– Jarod Kintz

I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.
– Jarod Kintz

He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that flatters him. So when he flatters me, he is really flattering himself.
– Jarod Kintz

Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.
– Jarod Kintz

The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity.
– Jarod Kintz

I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.
– Jarod Kintz

I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you.
– Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.
– Jarod Kintz

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

– Jarod Kintz

I don’t want to adopt your ideas, I want to give birth to them.
– Jarod Kintz

Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.
– Jarod Kintz

I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great vacation.
– Jarod Kintz

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