The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity. – Jarod Kintz
I’m in good shape. That shape is round.? – Jarod Kintz
Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it. – Jarod Kintz
I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you. – Jarod Kintz
I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win. – Jarod Kintz
I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great vacation. – Jarod Kintz
Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money. – Jarod Kintz
I don’t want to adopt your ideas, I want to give birth to them. – Jarod Kintz
Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is. – Jarod Kintz
He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that flatters him. So when he flatters me, he is really flattering himself. – Jarod Kintz
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