Quotes by Jarod Kintz

If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
– Jarod Kintz

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.
– Jarod Kintz

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I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.
– Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.
– Jarod Kintz

Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
– Jarod Kintz

I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you.
– Jarod Kintz

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.
– Jarod Kintz

I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.
– Jarod Kintz

99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99% of them have nothing original and interesting to say.
– Jarod Kintz

I don’t want to adopt your ideas, I want to give birth to them.
– Jarod Kintz


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