The only time you look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them. – Louis C.K.
What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you. – Louis C.K.
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women. – Louis C.K.
“I”m bored” is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say “I’m bored.” – Louis C.K.
Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis. – Louis C.K.
America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. – Louis C.K.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand- up. – Louis C.K.
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. – Louis C.K.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at. – Louis C.K.
I’ve always loved boxing. It’s something I’ve always been extremely excited about. – Louis C.K.
You know what, it’s not your life, it’s life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn’t something that you possess, it’s something that you take part in and witness. – Louis C.K.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television. It’s worked for however long TV’s been around. – Louis C.K.
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