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Quotes by Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
– Mark Twain

When in doubt, tell the truth.
– Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
– Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
– Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
– Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
– Mark Twain

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
– Mark Twain

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.
– Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life.
– Mark Twain

Always do right – this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
– Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
– Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
– Mark Twain

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
– Mark Twain

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