Quotes by Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
– Mark Twain

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
– Mark Twain

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
– Mark Twain

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.
– Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
– Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life.
– Mark Twain

Always do right – this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
– Mark Twain

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
– Mark Twain

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
– Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
– Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
– Mark Twain

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
– Mark Twain

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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
– Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonesome.
– Mark Twain

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
– Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
– Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
– Mark Twain

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