Quotes by Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty- four.
- Mark Twain
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
- Mark Twain
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy – give one and take ten.
- Mark Twain
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain
Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
- Mark Twain
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can’t find anybody who can tell me what they want.
— Mark Twain
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- Mark Twain
Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep ’til noon.
― Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
- Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
― Mark Twain
When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time.
- Laurie Halse Anderson