Quotes by Mark Twain

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
– Mark Twain

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God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
– Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
– Mark Twain

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Be good and you will be lonesome.
– Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
– Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
– Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
– Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
– Mark Twain

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