Quotes by Robert Orben
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- Robert Orben
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
- Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.
- Robert Orben
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
- Robert Orben
A compliment is verbal sunshine
- Robert Orben
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
- Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- Robert Orben