Quotes by Robert Orben

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben

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Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
– Robert Orben
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
– Robert Orben

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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
– Robert Orben

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
– Robert Orben

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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
– Robert Orben

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A compliment is verbal sunshine
– Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.
– Robert Orben

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