Quotes by Sam Levenson

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
– Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
– Sam Levenson

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
– Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
– Sam Levenson

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
– Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
– Sam Levenson

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
– Sam Levenson

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn’t poor.
– Sam Levenson

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
– Sam Levenson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
– Sam Levenson

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.
– Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
– Sam Levenson

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
– Sam Levenson

I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
– Sam Levenson

It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
– Sam Levenson

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