Quotes by Sam Levenson

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
– Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
– Sam Levenson

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Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
– Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
– Sam Levenson

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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
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Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn’t poor.
– Sam Levenson

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
– Sam Levenson

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
– Sam Levenson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
– Sam Levenson

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