Quotes by Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin

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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
– Steve Martin

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
– Steve Martin

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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
– Steve Martin

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We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.
– Steve Martin

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
– Steve Martin

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It’s pain that changes our lives.
– Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin

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Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
– Steve Martin

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