Quotes by Steve Martin
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
- Steve Martin
It’s pain that changes our lives.
- Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
- Steve Martin
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
- Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.
- Steve Martin
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
- Steve Martin
The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.
― Steve Martin
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
- Steve Martin
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
- Steve Martin
There are few takers for the quiet heart.
― Steve Martin
My problem is that I don’t get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.
- Steve Martin
Imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
- Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin