Quotes by Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
– Steve Martin

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
– Steve Martin

Be so good they can’t ignore you.
– Steve Martin

We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.
– Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
– Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin

It’s pain that changes our lives.
– Steve Martin

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
– Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
— Steve Martin

There are few takers for the quiet heart.
– Steve Martin

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
– Steve Martin

The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.
– Steve Martin

Imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
– Steve Martin

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