Quotes by Will Rogers

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
– Will Rogers

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
– Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
– Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
– Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
– Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
– Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
– Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.
– Will Rogers

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
– Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
– Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
– Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers

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