Quotes by Will Rogers
Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
- Will Rogers
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
- Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Will Rogers
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
- Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
- Will Rogers
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
- Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Will Rogers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
- Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. ~Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers
All I know is what I read in the papers.
- Will Rogers