Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer. – Will Rogers
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument. – Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. – Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up. – Will Rogers
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. – Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. – Will Rogers
Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back. – Will Rogers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around. – Will Rogers
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. – Will Rogers
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. – Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice Doggie” until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. – Will Rogers
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