Quotes by Woody Allen

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
– Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
– Woody Allen

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
– Woody Allen

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People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.
– Anton Chekhov

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