Baby Quotes, Sayings about babies
Families with babies, and families without babies, are so sorry for each other.
– Edgar Watson Howe
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
– Jerry Seinfeld
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This idiot put my cape on backwards”.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller and a home happier.
A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.
Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me.
– Maria Jose Ovalle.