Baby Quotes, Sayings about babies

Families with babies, and families without babies, are so sorry for each other.
Edgar Watson Howe

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This idiot put my cape on backwards”.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller and a home happier.

A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.

Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me.
– Maria Jose Ovalle.

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