Baby Quotes, Sayings about babies - Page 5
If daddy says no go to mommy, she will say either yes or no, if no go to grandma she will never say “NO”.
You can’t imagine your life with kids, until you have them, then you can’t imagine your life without them.
A mother needs her baby just as much as the baby needs the mother…
“No” means ask Grandma
A man gets up and starts poking his newborn crying son in the stomach when eventually his wife wakes up and says go back to bed the baby doesn’t have an off button
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
- Charles Osgood
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
- Johnny Depp
Having a baby changes the way you view your in- laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.
The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.
A baby is born with the need to be loved and never outgrows it.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
- Charles Dickens
Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.
Children reinvent your world for you.
- Susan Sarandon
The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.
A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.
- Barbara Christine Seifert
Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.
Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
A baby is an in- estimable blessing and a bother.
All babies need a lap.