Being Fat Quotes and Sayings

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

Jarod Kintz

Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.


I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!

Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.

What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.
George Bernard Shaw

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