Being Fat Quotes and Sayings

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.

Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.


I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

Jarod Kintz

I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

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