Being Fat Quotes and Sayings

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

Jarod Kintz


Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.

Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!


Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…

I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.

What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

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