Being Fat Quotes and Sayings
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.
I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.
Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.
I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
– Jarod Kintz
I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…
I hate it when skinny people say they ain’t skinny enough.
Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.