Stupid, but Funny Quotes by Donald Trump

“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.” –Donald Trump

This is in reference to when U.S. President Bill Clinton had sexual relations with some assistant intern Monica Lewinsky. He is saying that Monica had to take over the duties which Hillary should have been able to fulfill. Subsequently Bill Clinton was impeached, but many Americans greatly regretted it years later as the overall U.S. economy was in a much more healthier condition at the time.

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” –Donald Trump

This is how he describes wife and objectifies her, unless he is talking about himself which is a bit conceited. This leads to the next quote.

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” –Donald Trump

Beauty is one thing, though he is always criticized on his receding hairline and people wonder if he is wearing a wig.

He talks all the time about being very rich, but just how rich is he really? Is rate of growth is at the bottom as compared to many rich guys, and he started out rich with handy downs from his father unlike many other of the top rich guys. Notable guys with top rate of growth according to Business Insider, Larry Ellison founder of Oracle. Oracle is everywhere in use on nearly every website in the world, phones, applications, banks, train systems, airports, all are using Oracle based systems. Bill Gates Another noteworthy billionaire co-founder of Microsoft, the operating systems are used on nearly every desktop computer used.

“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” –Donald Trump

Weird and conceited especially for him to talk about them flirting unconsciously, weird.

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” –Donald Trump

Donald said this when asked how he would react if Ivanka posed for Playboy. Kind of weird for Donald to be talking about Ivanka like that, isn’t it?