Quotes and Sayings about Cats - Page 2
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
– Eleanor Clark
# Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat.
- Emile Auguste Chartier
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
- W. L. George
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
– Ellen Perry Berkeley
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.
– Hank Ketchum
Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.
- James Mason
I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.
- Anna Quindlen,
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
- Eugen Weber
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
- Walter Scott
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
- Ilona Andrews
The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact.
- P. G. Wodehouse
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
- Wesley Bates
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
- Will Cuppy
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
– Winifred Carriere
A meow massages the heart.
- Stuart McMillan
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
- George F. Will
Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
- Maureen Johnson
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain
If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.
- Roy Blount Jr.