Children Quotes and Sayings
DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
It’s better to prepare a child than to repair an adult.
The beauty that surrounds me is absolutely breathtaking…it’s the faces of my children.
I will love you forever and beyond, and I promise to guide you, even when I am gone. A mother’s love never dies.
My promise to my kid: I am not your friend, I am your parent. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
– Jesse Jackson
Your child will follow your example, not your advice.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Parents always give, they give even what they do not have.