Children Quotes and Sayings

DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.

Children Quote: DON’T HIT KIDS!!! No, seriously, they have...

Submitted by: I
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Children Quote: When ever I get a headache I...

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It’s better to prepare a child than to repair an adult.

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Submitted by: S.Diji
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The beauty that surrounds me is absolutely breathtaking…it’s the faces of my children.

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Submitted by: Anabela Loureiro
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I will love you forever and beyond, and I promise to guide you, even when I am gone. A mother’s love never dies.

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Submitted by: Fallon
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My promise to my kid: I am not your friend, I am your parent. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do.

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Submitted by: SweetPeach
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
– Jesse Jackson

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Submitted by: Kelly
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Your child will follow your example, not your advice.

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Parents always give, they give even what they do not have.

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Submitted by: Patty Anaya
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Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

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