Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Submitted by: debbie

Save earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.

Submitted by: *!$*TORI*$!*

Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe

Submitted by: awatea

When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]

Submitted by: Bridget

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\

Submitted by: Licia

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily

Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.

Submitted by: vincent king

Forget love…I’d rather fall in chocolate!

Submitted by: elle-xx

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Coffee, Champagne, Coffee, Chocolate, Coffee, Cash, Coffee, Cadillac, Coffee.
All the good things in life start with a “C”

Submitted by: karen

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Submitted by: kaitlin allan

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben

When the world goes against you, a friend and chocolate is all you need.

Submitted by: mystery for u and question 4 me

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
– Jo Brand

What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic?
When will life give you something delicious?
Could life give me Chocolate instead?

Submitted by: STEVE:)

Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Submitted by: Jeffrey

If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
– Jane Seabrook

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
– Linda Grayson

When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate. Chip cookies!

Submitted by: straydog

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