Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth

Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I’ve ever seen.

When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.

Our business is really increasing with John Deere. We steered clear of the automotive industry because of the volatility of that market and the constant price pressures.

A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.

Violence is my last option.

There’s heavy fire damage to the third floor, … There are multiple ceilings and two roofs to get through to where the fire is at.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

I don’t step on toes, Little John, I step on necks!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I’ve been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

I’m a very religious person.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. His spelling checks itself.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.”

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.