Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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Submitted by: Rikku
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Tough times never last, but tough people do.

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Submitted by: argent
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You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

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Submitted by: Mike
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In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

Submitted by: James Stanmore
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You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

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Submitted by: Jess
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Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

Clever Quote: Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

Submitted by: MollyFranciss
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Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

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Submitted by: Mikalah R.
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

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Submitted by: Doreen Deramo
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian
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I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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Submitted by: Kassi
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

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Submitted by: Pagan
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An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

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Submitted by: Maljoy
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The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
xD

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Submitted by: Jebus
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Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

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Submitted by: jamie
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You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

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Submitted by: Patty
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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

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Submitted by: Lexy
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Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

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Submitted by: Teah monique
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How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???

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Submitted by: PARIS
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What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

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Submitted by: Peta
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If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

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Submitted by: Thomas
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Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

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Submitted by: me
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There is no chance unless you take one

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Submitted by: Chey
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Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.

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Submitted by: cassah
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A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

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Submitted by: max
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Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Submitted by: kiara
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