Clever Quotes and Sayings
He was bright enough to be clever but too undisciplined to be intelligent.
– Alan Robert Neal
The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
If it weren’t for Mondays, we’d all hate Tuesdays.
“I’m a ninja.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Did you see that?”
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so i am changing myself.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Cleverness is not wisdom.
Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
– Albert Schweitzer
You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!
When in doubt, Google it.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.