Clever Quotes and Sayings
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.