Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
The message below is a lie, The message above is the truth.. xD
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]] The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What would you attempt to do If you knew you could not fail??
There is no chance unless you take one
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
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