Clever Quotes and Sayings
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
There is no chance unless you take one
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.