Clever Quotes and Sayings
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.
Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
- Dr T.P.Chia
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”
Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
You can’t be late until you show up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.