Clever Quotes and Sayings
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today was a gift xx
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Love is like a drug when you fall in it’s trap your stuck there forever.
Pain is just weakness, leaving the body.
tell that to torture victims! You might get an interesting response.
mmm…now there’s an interesting thought!!
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Push will get a person almost anywhere-except through a door marked “pull.”
Beauty lies in the lies of the beholder.
life is not about the amount of breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away…
What’s the point of living when you don’t have a goal ?
If you’re not laughing, you’re not living!!
Diamonds are shiney, but never too bright
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he will eat forever.
the more you laugh the longer you live
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Life is a mystery!You need to die to solve it.
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others do to you!!!
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
dont think to much - just do it.
PARTY HARD!
You only Live life once
When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
The clouds are always silverer on the other side of the fence
squeeze me hard enough, and i may fart
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
“Religion is the junk food of the spiritually undernourished”
By Julian Murphy, Artist
The fool doth think himself wise, the wise knows himself a fool
learn fro the past, plan for the future, PARTY TONIGHT!!
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.