Clever Quotes and Sayings
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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pain is temporary, but pride is forever
“If you want to fool the world tell the truth”
light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
i didn’t fail math. i just found a lot of ways not to do it
you always miss
100% of the shots
you dont take
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
knowledge and love makes a human different than animals
knowledge : know led edge = know how to lead to your edge
when life gives you lemons, say ok lemons…what else you got?
Courage isnt the absence of fear, it is the presence of fear yet the will to continue. - Areeb S
“It is what it can only be.”
“To compare, is not to prove.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…
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Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Money will not bring you happiness, but I would rather cry in a Mercedes than in a bus.
this is not the 1st time they have had this conversation. it happens every day.
Girl: What’s wrong??
Boy: I like her so much..
Girl: Talk to her!!
Boy: I don’t know.. She won’t ever like me..
Girl: Don’t say that!
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel..
Girl: Then tell her!
Boy: She won’t like me..
Girl: How do you know that??
Boy: I can just tell..
Girl: Well just tell her..
Boy: What should I say??
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I’m always with her.. I love her..
Girl: I know how you feel.. I have the same
problem.. But he’ll never like me..
Boy: Wait. Who do you like??
Girl: Oh some boy..
Boy: Oh.. she won’t like me either..
Girl: She does..
Boy: How do you know..??
Girl: Because, who wouldn’t like you??
Boy: You..
Girl: You’re wrong..
Boy: I am..?
Girl: (smiles) So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: (smiles back) I just did.
No expectations, no disapointments.
why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
to be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
how can you go up and down and up and down but never move? ask a road on some hills that =].
if you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
“Thank God i’m not religious.”
One is the lonliest number
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.