Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
62. Shemeraldwrote on 1 April, 2008, 17:46
Vote: 27 4
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
63. Supermanwrote on 4 April, 2008, 13:57
Vote: 25 26
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…
:]
64. Neekowrote on 8 April, 2008, 10:31
Vote: 38 9
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
65. Neekowrote on 8 April, 2008, 10:33
Vote: 130 5
Money will not bring you happiness, but I would rather cry in a Mercedes than in a bus.
66. KCwrote on 8 April, 2008, 17:15
Vote: 203 18
this is not the 1st time they have had this conversation. it happens every day.
Girl: What’s wrong??
Boy: I like her so much..
Girl: Talk to her!!
Boy: I don’t know.. She won’t ever like me..
Girl: Don’t say that!
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel..
Girl: Then tell her!
Boy: She won’t like me..
Girl: How do you know that??
Boy: I can just tell..
Girl: Well just tell her..
Boy: What should I say??
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I’m always with her.. I love her..
Girl: I know how you feel.. I have the same
problem.. But he’ll never like me..
Boy: Wait. Who do you like??
Girl: Oh some boy..
Boy: Oh.. she won’t like me either..
Girl: She does..
Boy: How do you know..??
Girl: Because, who wouldn’t like you??
Boy: You..
Girl: You’re wrong..
Boy: I am..?
Girl: (smiles) So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: (smiles back) I just did.
67. mustang 68wrote on 18 April, 2008, 0:45
Vote: 52 6
No expectations, no disapointments.
68. missymae94wrote on 18 April, 2008, 23:16
Vote: 55 11
why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
69. WhiteGerl:)wrote on 24 April, 2008, 1:43
Vote: 20 21
to be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye.
70. Jamiewrote on 4 May, 2008, 18:39
Vote: 52 4
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
71. Jameswrote on 6 May, 2008, 0:45
Vote: 3 25
how can you go up and down and up and down but never move? ask a road on some hills that =].
72. Jameswrote on 11 May, 2008, 22:38
Vote: 16 5
if you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
73. Jameswrote on 11 May, 2008, 22:39
Vote: 39 63
“Thank God i’m not religious.”
74. Jason Ackleswrote on 13 May, 2008, 8:37
Vote: 16 28
One is the lonliest number
75. Some guy who has so much spare timewrote on 13 May, 2008, 8:40
Vote: 16 13
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
76. mr. alaminwrote on 14 May, 2008, 2:20
Vote: 11 12
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
77. Danielwrote on 18 May, 2008, 18:09
Vote: 111 4
The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.
78. Mustywrote on 26 May, 2008, 16:04
Vote: 61 3
Live today as if it were your last, Start tomorrow as if it were your first!
79. AL-Xwrote on 30 May, 2008, 2:57
Vote: 39 14
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
80. IQ 158 / 150 (yes that's correct)wrote on 9 June, 2008, 10:40
Vote: 10 139
1. ” I have read so many books and articles about drugs and smoking and all that stuff, that I’ve decided to quit….reading : )))”
2. ” If you’re smart enough to make money in your life, do the 2nd smartest thing : Stay away from women” ))
3. If women were good, why didn’t Jesus Christ have one in his team ? Instead He chose 12 Apostles to do the work…”
Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…
:]
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
Money will not bring you happiness, but I would rather cry in a Mercedes than in a bus.
this is not the 1st time they have had this conversation. it happens every day.
Girl: What’s wrong??
Boy: I like her so much..
Girl: Talk to her!!
Boy: I don’t know.. She won’t ever like me..
Girl: Don’t say that!
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel..
Girl: Then tell her!
Boy: She won’t like me..
Girl: How do you know that??
Boy: I can just tell..
Girl: Well just tell her..
Boy: What should I say??
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I’m always with her.. I love her..
Girl: I know how you feel.. I have the same
problem.. But he’ll never like me..
Boy: Wait. Who do you like??
Girl: Oh some boy..
Boy: Oh.. she won’t like me either..
Girl: She does..
Boy: How do you know..??
Girl: Because, who wouldn’t like you??
Boy: You..
Girl: You’re wrong..
Boy: I am..?
Girl: (smiles) So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: (smiles back) I just did.
No expectations, no disapointments.
why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
to be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
how can you go up and down and up and down but never move? ask a road on some hills that =].
if you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
“Thank God i’m not religious.”
One is the lonliest number
There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth
“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”
The most dangerous lies are the lies you tell yourself.
Live today as if it were your last, Start tomorrow as if it were your first!
Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.
1. ” I have read so many books and articles about drugs and smoking and all that stuff, that I’ve decided to quit….reading : )))”
))
2. ” If you’re smart enough to make money in your life, do the 2nd smartest thing : Stay away from women”
3. If women were good, why didn’t Jesus Christ have one in his team ? Instead He chose 12 Apostles to do the work…”