Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am [...]

165 Comments to “Clever Quotes and Sayings”

• 81. David wrote on 19 August, 2008, 8:41

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  Chantelle and saltshaker you’re both wrong its: Yesterday is history, Tommorrow is a mystery but Today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
• 82. roshaan wrote on 21 August, 2008, 4:21

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  Advice….a clever man doesnt need it….a fool wont take it…
• 83. kenneth barrow wrote on 23 August, 2008, 21:37

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  the search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
• 84. zaid wrote on 27 August, 2008, 9:05

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  love is a superstition till it happens to you
• 85. willie wrote on 29 August, 2008, 23:01

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  Young people knows how to run fast but old people knows the way
• 86. Ingrid Whitaker wrote on 2 September, 2008, 1:33

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  Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
• 87. Taulant From Kosovo wrote on 2 September, 2008, 12:32

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  After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
• 88. starski wrote on 15 September, 2008, 23:03

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  I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
• 89. lauren wrote on 22 September, 2008, 17:58

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  i’d love to have this battle of wits with you but i dont like fighting an unarmed person
• 90. ilyas wrote on 5 October, 2008, 18:42

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  problem free life never makes a strong person
• 91. ClevaClogzzz wrote on 10 October, 2008, 22:37

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  Flying is easy! Just jump off a building and try not to hit the ground!
• 92. Teah monique wrote on 16 October, 2008, 13:32

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  Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
• 93. Teah monique wrote on 16 October, 2008, 13:36

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  Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
• 94. rosie d wrote on 22 October, 2008, 15:27

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  The man is the head of the house !!!!
  but the woman is the neck
  and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
• 95. abbey wrote on 25 October, 2008, 2:30

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  cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!
• 96. The Jew wrote on 21 November, 2008, 14:44

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  what doesnt kill you makes you stronger!
• 97. sourabh wrote on 22 November, 2008, 9:52

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  My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age
• 98. emmalinda wrote on 23 November, 2008, 4:00

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  arguing with a fool proves there are two
• 99. David wrote on 23 November, 2008, 17:54

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  If nobody is perfect then i must be a nobody
• 100. cassah wrote on 23 November, 2008, 20:00

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  Wise man talk because they have something to say,
  fools talk because they have to say something.