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  • 161. Tom Hyett wrote on 3 February, 2010
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    You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

  • 162. iyad wrote on 13 February, 2010
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    A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

  • 163. Melissa Mangus wrote on 13 March, 2010
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    They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

    Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.

  • 164. Frederick J Taylor wrote on 30 March, 2010
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    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… provided I die in the next hour or so.

  • 165. Ashley wrote on 6 April, 2010
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    Judge others by their questions rather than by their answers.

  • 166. Becky wrote on 13 April, 2010
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    He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

    Eagles may fly, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

  • 167. Bob wrote on 23 April, 2010
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    Do you have a hole in your sock?
    If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

  • 168. dan bury wrote on 25 April, 2010
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    Skill is luck becoming a habit.

  • 169. bertman wrote on 27 April, 2010
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    My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?

    4 out of 5 atheists don’t believe in God.

    I bet Einstein would have liked color.

    I didn’t think it would involve thinking.

    I snore on purpose.

    Organically grown poisons are healthier.

    When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.

  • 170. liliaaa wrote on 8 May, 2010
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    What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous….? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired.. I put the mirror down ;)

  • 171. bertman wrote on 26 May, 2010
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    I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

  • 172. bertman wrote on 26 May, 2010
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    I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

  • 173. SHEREEN YATES wrote on 2 June, 2010
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    What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

  • 174. SOPHIE-LOPHIE wrote on 6 June, 2010
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    Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
    Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
    Girl: No??
    Guy: BIG SOCKS!

  • 175. anitac wrote on 9 June, 2010
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    When in doubt, Google it.

  • 176. i love my baby boy forevers wrote on 9 June, 2010
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    I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

  • 177. Hassan Mehanna wrote on 10 June, 2010
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    He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

  • 178. lady in black wrote on 12 June, 2010
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    Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

  • 179. Bob wrote on 28 June, 2010
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    The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

  • 180. bree berry wrote on 21 July, 2010
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    They say it’s always in the last place that you look

    OF COURSE!
    Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

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