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161. gb wrote on 22 January, 2010, 13:21
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
162. megan lil wrote on 24 January, 2010, 17:28
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Don’t trust me I’m a liar.
163. romulous wrote on 27 January, 2010, 8:28
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
164. Tom Hyett wrote on 3 February, 2010, 0:24
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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
165. iyad wrote on 13 February, 2010, 20:55
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A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
166. Melissa Mangus wrote on 13 March, 2010, 17:01
Vote: 9 16

They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
167. Frederick J Taylor wrote on 30 March, 2010, 12:56
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… provided I die in the next hour or so.
168. Ashley wrote on 6 April, 2010, 13:51
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Judge others by their questions rather than by their answers.
169. Becky wrote on 13 April, 2010, 19:25
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He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Eagles may fly, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
170. Bob wrote on 23 April, 2010, 19:23
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Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it?
171. dan bury wrote on 25 April, 2010, 23:34
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Skill is luck becoming a habit.
172. bertman wrote on 27 April, 2010, 18:27
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My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?

4 out of 5 atheists don’t believe in God.

I bet Einstein would have liked color.

I didn’t think it would involve thinking.

I snore on purpose.

Organically grown poisons are healthier.

When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.
173. liliaaa wrote on 8 May, 2010, 15:50
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What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous….? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired.. I put the mirror down
174. bertman wrote on 26 May, 2010, 0:46
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I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
175. bertman wrote on 26 May, 2010, 23:25
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I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
176. SHEREEN YATES wrote on 2 June, 2010, 15:43
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What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
177. SOPHIE-LOPHIE wrote on 6 June, 2010, 20:25
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Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you?
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
178. anitac wrote on 9 June, 2010, 5:11
Vote: 7 2

When in doubt, Google it.
179. i love my baby boy forevers wrote on 9 June, 2010, 18:44
Vote: 5 0

I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
180. Hassan Mehanna wrote on 10 June, 2010, 4:01
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He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.