You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… provided I die in the next hour or so.
Judge others by their questions rather than by their answers.
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
Eagles may fly, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Do you have a hole in your sock? If not, how do you get your foot inside it?
Skill is luck becoming a habit.
My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?
4 out of 5 atheists don’t believe in God.
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I didn’t think it would involve thinking.
I snore on purpose.
Organically grown poisons are healthier.
When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.
What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous….? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired.. I put the mirror down
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS!
When in doubt, Google it.
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE! Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… provided I die in the next hour or so.
Judge others by their questions rather than by their answers.
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
Eagles may fly, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it?
Skill is luck becoming a habit.
My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?
4 out of 5 atheists don’t believe in God.
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I didn’t think it would involve thinking.
I snore on purpose.
Organically grown poisons are healthier.
When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.
What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous….? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired.. I put the mirror down
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you?
Girl: No??
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
When in doubt, Google it.
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!